Scott Bateman on Hillary Clinton, in an animation made a few weeks ago.
If he were to remake this animation today, he might be even less kind. Yesterday the Westchester HillBillies were quoted as saying that Barack Obama doesn’t stand a chance against John McCain in the general election.
Seriously, Hillary? Have you and Bill been so traumatized by your exposure to one of the most politically inept campaign teams in history — led by Mr Creosote Mark Penn and Pinkerton knee-capper Harold Ickes — that you’ve lost sight of who John McCain is?
We’re talking about John “One Hundred Year’s War” McCain, for chrissakes.
The same guy who has acknowledged that he doesn’t know dick about the economy (strike one), doesn’t know his Sunni from his Shia (strike two), and has promised us “there’s going to be other wars” (strike three).
This John McCain:
If Barack Obama can’t beat John McCain after all the mind-numbing, homicidal sturm und drang the Republicans have inflicted upon this and other nations, then damn it to hell, the Dems don’t deserve to be in office.
I’m willing to bet that even make-believe president Josiah Bartlet could whip John “I Remember the Maine” McCain in November — as a write-in. If there’s any chance I’m wrong, then the United States should just pack it in and acknowledge that we have completely, flat-out, hell’s bells, lost our way, and give up any pretense to being a moral people.
John McCain.
Tell me you’re not serious, Hillary.
Because if you are, then you can no longer tell your ass from your earhole.
And if you are not, and this is just more political posturing, then you have proven once again that you will say anything, anything, to get elected.
And then this morning one of your surrogates comes out with an entirely different spin that is implausible on the face of it.
Hillary Clinton: Put a fork in her, she’s done.
And Bill Clinton and Jowly Joe Lieberman are our Daily Dumbasses™.
We’re the deciders. Impeach now.
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