115 days and counting – sarah palin, oy vey

Wow, America’s hockey mom must have been standing in goal – minus a facemask. And yet, this feels familiar. Oh yes, here we go.

116 days and counting – andy kaufman lives!

Headline: Economy on the verge of collapse. Enter, stage left: John McCain. Cue the music. “Here I am to save the day!” Mighty Mouse is on the way.

117 days and counting – craig ferguson calls out bush III

Craig Ferguson calls bullshit on McCain’s latest ruse, that of “suspending” his campaign. “At what point do you think, maybe we should suspend the election? We’ll have the elections later. Some people have done that before: Castro did it, Napoleon did it, Julius Caesar did it. You can’t do that.”

120 days and counting – bushonomics

One nation, under water, under Bush. Imprison now. Avoid the rush later.

122 days and counting – george herbert hoover bush

Privatize the profits and socialize the losses. Neat, huh? George Herbert Hoover Bush: “We Need 700 Billion for Bailout.”

130 days and counting – craig ferguson on voting

“If you don’t vote, you’re a moron.”

132 days and counting – mccain/palin = bush/cheney

mccain/palin = bush/cheney