4 days and counting – bush farts and calls it perfume

More practical folks than I have pointed out that if we had just paid Bush a ginormous sum to drink beer and ride his bicycle (in traffic, one hopes, or is that too much to ask?) for the past eight years, the country might still be standing. I mean, given the number of vacation days he took, it’s not like he was earning his pay anyway. You have to marvel at Bush’s efficiency: If a guy can do this much damage working only 70 percent of the time, imagine what he could have accomplished had he been working full-time. The imagination reels.